Natural Oak Mother Fucker - Heavy Oak Thuddy Spanking Toy for BDSM and Kink Spanking Lovers


Shipping to United States: Free


This evil piece is the Motherf----r, so thuddy and heavy that we can't even say the name here on Etsy.

• Length: 24” Long
• Width: 1/2” Thick, 5 strands - total 1.5" by 2" or 6 strands, total 2" x 2.25" (monster thuddy-ness!)
• Flexibility: Zero.
• Weight: Very Thuddy, Very Heavy
• Color: Oiled Oak
• Sensation: Thuddier than a Paddle.

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Amazing products! Both the set of 3 oak canes as well as the 3 pack of evil sticks! Please note size esp of evil sticks. They are very small compared to what i consider or see used as an impact toy and i was initially disappointed UNTIL I TRIED THEM and so did my partner. But. Omg. Please. make no judgement. They are small but mighty & now my new favorite impact toy. The 3 pack of evil sticks is mazing but i favor the one with 3 together of different lengths by far. The feelings are unique but incredible especially with repeated hits over the sme spot (consistently to ride a wave sort of..). Not everyone will like evil sticks. My partner initially said it was a hard limit but i explained Just enough to enjoy. It is on his wish list now. TRY THE 3 TIPPED EVIL STICKS IF YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE! YOLO!

We had shipping issues of no fault by the seller. They made it right immediately and sent another out, also including a cane. The seller didn't have to do this and I much appreciated the thoughtfulness and gift as a thanks for patience. Both the dowel cane and the single cane (I'm unsure the material) are amazing quality. It was a very nice present to Master for His birthday and is now one of our most used toys! It has such a lovely sound and feel.

Makes such a satisfying sound accompanied by a delicious sensation. I definitely recommend it.

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    At this time, CK only ships to the continental US -- we do look into shipping to Canada, the UK and other areas every few months, but unfortunately our packages have a tendency to be oversized and while it's rare, they do occasionally get held or "lost" at customs. When this does happen, no matter what our "policy" may say about it, in the end the payment processor has always sided on the other side from us (even with proof of delivery to the other country's mail system) -- leaving us out both the cost of the sale, and the product. As a small business, we can only afford this so many times before we had to stop shipping internationally. Sorry!