Red Enamel Mother Fucker - Heavy Oak Thuddy Spanking Toy for BDSM and Kink Spanking Lovers


Shipping to United States: $4.00

• Length: 24” Long
• Materials: Heavy oak, stained deep red and enameled with automotive enamel for extra abuse, then sealed with multiple layers of clear enamel. Contained in a Vinyl Grip
• Width: 1/2” Thick, 5 strands - total 1.5" by 2"
• Flexibility: Zero.
• Weight: Very Thuddy, Very Heavy
• Color: Oiled Oak, blood red, bright red, wood tones, dark streaks.
• Good for: Beginners to Advanced
• Sensation: Thuddier than a Paddle.
• Marks: Thick Exit-Door-press-bar-like lines.

If you have photos you'd like to share with our social media and Fetlife, make sure you put your Fetlife handle (or scene handle) on them so that we can make sure everyone knows just how sexy you are! You can send them to us here on Etsy with your Fetlife name, or to Sales [!at] - make sure to include your fetlife (or Pro Domme/Professional scene name)!

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WE ALWAYS SHIP IN DISCREET PACKAGING. Your Products will come in plain grey mailing bags, or simple padded envelopes, plain brown mailing tubes labeled "CK Toys" on the return packaging, and your name on the label. If you are ordering from Fetlife or Collarme, please use your off-line name so that a package doesn't arrive addressed to your scene handle!

If you have questions on how to use our products, or would like tips on better spanking or caning, send us an email or a PM on Fetlife (CreativeKinkToys) and we'll be happy to help!


We currently accept Paypal, and Etsy checkout systems. We do not accept checks or money orders without previous email contact.

Shipping from United States

Creative Kink primarily ships with USPS, in discreetly and carefully packed shipping containers to protect your new toys.

US customers will receive an email with a tracking confirmation on larger orders to track the progress of the shipment, once shipped.

Orders ship within 2-5 business days, depending on order size and volume. Because many of our deliveries are "over-sized" due to the nature of the items, please allow 3-5 business days for delivery on the East Coast, and 5-6 business days in the Middle States and West Coast for regular shipping.

Please note - if you experience problems with your package after shipping, we will do everything possible to help communicate with USPS and get this fixed. We can not offer refunds, however, without the product being returned. Once the order is shipped, we'll do everything we can do help - but we're at the mercy of USPS too, and can't re-ship if they tell us they've delivered. If the package is delivered empty, please let us know so that we can help you file a claim! USPS makes filing claims easy for the recipient, and we'll do everything we can do help you with the process.

We are unable to offer shipping outside of the continental US at this time. Orders placed for areas outside of the continental US can be declined at the store owner's discretion, as shipping over-sized packages often becomes prohibitively expensive.

You can cancel an order at any time prior to shipping by contacting us via email here on Etsy. Unfortunately, we are not able to cancel or refund orders once they have been shipped.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns or exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Returns and exchange details

We try hard to make quality, enjoyable tools and toys for your playtime needs, and if we've failed, we definitely want to know about it so that we can make things right with you.

Due to the intimate nature of our products, we can't accept returns. However, even if your toy can't be returned, if you are unsatisfied please let us know anyway! We'll do our best to make things right with you. We live in this community too, and our reputation (and your kinky happiness!) mean a lot to us. If a refund, discount on a future order or replacement are better fits, we're happy to discuss those options.

We did previously accept returns, but we destroyed them - it was our policy not to stock returned items due to their intimate nature, so we've updated our policy to simply reflect that rather than going through the process of requiring an RMA.


If an order is returned by USPS for bad address, for rejected package, or address or delivery/recipient unknown, or for other reasons outside our control, we will refund the cost of the order less the actual cost of the shipping. On request, a copy of the actual cost of shipping (screen shot taken from our shipping software, forwarded through Etsy) will be forwarded to you with the refund.

We will not re-ship on the same order to a new address - we will process the refund, and if you have a new address to ship to, you can place a new order with the new address.


We're happy to take custom orders! Please email us here on Etsy, or on Fetlife (CreativeKinkToys), or at to discuss your desires.

We reserve the right to refund or refuse orders made by customers who are underage, who state self harmful intentions, make threats towards our business or its' employees, or otherwise violate the terms and conditions stated above, or of Etsy itself.

Reviews (5)


Love it! It’s a really nice weight. Really gets a deep thud with a slight sting

Ordered 2 items, only received one item and was charged for both. Hope etsy can atleast give me a refund.

The quality is spot on and customer service is absolutely the best! I highly recommend this Etsy seller! I will be shopping with them again!

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