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Two, count'em, TWO heavy Motherfuckers for the price of 1 and a half. Thick, thuddy, and viciously versatile -- these are gorgeously heavy and fun to beat an ass with -- shipping together in one lovely package.
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• Length: 24" Long • Width: 1/2" Thick, 5 strands - total 1.5" by 2" • Flexibility: Zero. • Weight: Very Thuddy, Very Heavy, One and three quarter to Two and a quarter pounds (each is unique/handmade). • Color: Oiled Oak or Oak with hand burned patterns • Sensation: Thuddier than a Paddle.
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• Length: 20" long • Width: 1/2” Thick, 5 strands - total 1.5" by 2" • Flexibility: Zero. • Weight: Very Thuddy, Very Heavy • Color: Black with a Black handle, or White with a Black Handle • Sensation: Massive Thud
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• Length: 28" long • Width: 1/2” Thick, 5 strands - total 1.5" by 2" • Flexibility: Zero. • Weight: Very Thuddy, Very Heavy • Color: Black with a Black handle, or White with a Black Handle • Sensation: Massive Thud
