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Tetsubo - Pumpkin King - Crowned Ogre Tetsubo --- Gourded Studs and a Crowned Tip -- Spanking Mace for Thud Masochists

Tetsubo - Pumpkin King - Crowned Ogre Tetsubo --- Gourded Studs and a Crowned Tip -- Spanking Mace for Thud Masochists

Regular price $75.00 USD
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This Ain't the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown --- but the gourd style raised studs will definitely leave a tail of marks and thuds that will leave you with stories to share for years and years to come!

29 inches long, hard and worked beech wood, stained dark and pounded with mallets to harden it, then given studs and a crown to make it the royalty of our "Weapons of Ass Destruction".  

Based on the Japanese weapon of the same name, this is a mace like club with metal studs -- the studs break up the surface to decrease the amount of sting in the impact, and increase the amount of penetration and weight.   It also ups the intimidation factor WAAAAAY up.   

But believe it or not --- our Tetsubo line of "Weapons of Ass Destruction" actually works well for beginners too, as it lets you go soft (great amounts of control on a larger weapon) and work your way up with their tolerance.   

 

• Length: 29" Long, 3" wide
• Studs:   Stainless Steel, Nickel and Brushed Stainless
• Weight: Between 3-4lbs

 

Why Did The Studding/Spiking of Paddles Start? 


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Luke
I'm in love with this spiky paddle

At first it seems small, unassuming. Well except for the big sharpish spikes which look great in brass. And it seems flimsy being made with 2 plies of leather without a stiffener. But once that thing makes contact with your skin you suddenly realize the genius of the design, the effects are truly heavenly and the power of each stroke is evenly distributed across the curves of your body. After 25 hard strokes my backside is a sea of red and I'm on cloud 9. Plus it cleans up easily and is small enough to fit into a small bag. Massively recommended!

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Cxxxxxxx A.
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Really lovely sellers and this toy was amazing! Wonderfully thuddy and the aesthetic really added to the experience. Highly recommend!!

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Lxxxxx F.
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The item is exactly as pictured, the spikes do not fully align with each other. The way it's made makes it less scary to get hit with than it would appear, as the 2 layer construction allows for a lot of flexibility. A good value for the money and more quite easy to use without drawing blood despite the fearsome appearance.

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Txxxxxx H.
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This thing is evil. Delightfully evil. It's heavier than it looks like it would be in the photo. Just like any toy, I will need to practice with this to get skilled with it to use it at max length, this is not a toy you want to miss your mark with, nor is it a toy you swing with substantial force. All safety advice in mind, THIS will hurt. THIS will be fun!

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Bxx L.
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Very fun used it same day, the texture on the staff provides additional options for play